#take me hoooooooome

[thereal-true-ogilvie]

this blog is pro men being friends and sucking and fucking as friends.

I will never let "men be friends". This blog is anti-letting men be friends. This blog is pro men sucking and fucking tho

[bedforddanes75]

noah kahan fit Oh yeah

judge my stance and ill get you.

and ignore the greasy mirror ☹️

[youaremysunshine-court]

haven't even been back for 20 minutes and I'm already lying under a fan going full speed and drinking the iciest water possible

[ghostofskywalker]

On a Warpath

Harley Quinn/Reader

Fictober 2023 Day 18 of 31

Words: 811

Summary: In an attempt to find out when your girlfriend would be back from her latest mission, it becomes apparent that you're a lot more like her than you thought you were.

Harley Quinn Masterlist

You walked with purpose, a look on your face that gave off one very specific message: do not fuck with me. Having just gone through a rather tiring and intense twenty four hours prior, the last thing that anyone wanted to do (if they knew what was good for them) was piss you off.

And right now, you were aiming that anger and annoyance at the government, or more specifically, the army. To get even more specific, you fully planned on taking your fury out on the people who had sent your girlfriend off on an extra-dangerous mission and then decided not to tell you about it.

You understood that the government still viewed her as a criminal and that the assignments she went on were often of the utmost secrecy, but you worked in the same building as Amanda Waller and Rick Flag, and you thought that some of that secrecy was a little much. You had just as much combat training as half the men on this base, and just because you worked in the administrative side of things didn’t mean you should be kept in the dark.

Rick Flag’s office was closer, so you stepped in there first. He was sitting at his desk, doing something on his computer. Recently he’d taken a different role in the jobs and missions that these unorthodox teams went on, and that meant that he knew more than he used to, and didn’t usually have to risk his life as much. “Where’s the jet?” you asked as you stepped through the door, not even bothering with any kind of pleasantry.

“Look, we really can’t say anything about-” he started to say, as if he knew that eventually you would be in here sniffing around for information.

“Save the corporate bullshit,” you said, cutting him off. “I was told they would be back last night, and they’re not. What happened?”

“There were some complications-”

“Rick, come on. You know I won’t go around saying anything.”

He sighed. “I know, but-”

Okay, now you were getting annoyed. “Listen-”

“Y/N-”

At this point you had reached the end of your patience, and you decided to communicate in a manner that you knew he would understand. You pulled your gun from its holster and trained it at him. He looked shocked, but he really shouldn’t have been. Your girlfriend was missing, and you would go just as crazy for her as she would for you. “Are you listening?” you asked, all of the worry and fear for your partner was coming out (albeit in a way that was much more violent than usual).

He had recovered from the initial shock of having a gun pointed at him in his office, and sighed before responding. “I’m listening, I promise,” he said. “And I wish that things were different, but I can’t say anything.”

“I just want to make sure Harley’s alright,” you said. “I don’t need an exact location, but I just need to know that she’s still alive.”

There was a silence that settled over the space, and eventually Flag nodded. “We received a communication from the team a little while ago. There’s still more they have to do, but it sounded like they were almost done. According to the computer, Harley’s neck chip is still active. But I’m not the head communication for this team, so that’s all I know.”

You breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that she had at least made it this far. “Thank you for telling me,” you said, putting your gun away and turning to leave. “I’m sorry I threatened you.”

Flag just laughed. “You’re more like her than you realize, you know that?”

***

Your eyes were just beginning to close later that night when you heard a small shuffling noise and then the door to your room opened. “I’m hoooooooome!” The very recognizable voice of your girlfriend filled the room, and you smiled as she flipped the lights on.

the next thing you knew, you had gotten out of bed and wrapped her in a hug, despite the fact that she was covered in dirt (and what you knew was probably blood). “I’m glad you’re okay,” you said leaning in to kiss her.

“I heard you threatened Flag with a gun!”

Your mouth fell open in shock. “He told you?”

She just laughed. “Yeah, and I couldn’t be more proud of you! I’ll have you robbing banks with me in no time!”

Now it was your turn to laugh. “Why don’t you go take a shower and then we can sleep for a little while. The banks will still be there in the morning.”

As the night winded down once more, and Harley fell asleep beside you, there was only one thought running through your head, and it was just how happy you were that she was back. 

- the end -

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[deimosbreakfrost]

am i the trigger of your gyat? your pretty eyes don't give me much rizz

but i'll take them home

i've done some thinking of my own

And when iiiiiii get hOOOoOooome I wanna be done I don't wanna be a rizzler no more🥀💔

[whiskeyswifty]

Blank Space or Style?

intellectually, blank space because my god, the impact and cleverness and mv and everything in that song's orbit is just elite. she has only one successful "clap back" so to speak, and it's blank space. it just bangs, timelessly and will forever be THE song to convert even the biggest taylor haters. even to this day it continues to do that. airtight, perfect pop song.

however my spotify tattles on me and says style, which was my top played song of 2023 lol. and that's cuz unfortunately, intellectual brain gets steamrolled by horny brain. style horny bad decisions anthem of all time, the way she delivers "take me hoooooooome!!!" is unmatched and that guitar riff at the start is just WEEEEEE the fucking best. (og of course, new version has all the horny urgency of an episode of heartstopper, sorry to all parties).

but they are probably both in my top 10, if not top 5 of all time. those are my GIRLS

[kirfluffbon]

i just thought "take me down to the forcemasc island where they make me butch and they force me masc. take. me. hoooooooome yeah yeah" to the tune of "paradise city". why

take me down to the forcemasc city where the men are rugged and the boys have titties

[boxcxtterbxy]

psych appt tmrw……… my dads bday, too :O were goin to eat lunch together after its over. GODDDDDD idk what shes even gonna do, cuz im a MESS, and i think i may need big changes. blrrghhggh.

after TWO WEEKS one of my styros is finally completely closed with very little scabbing 😩

ive been at work since uueeeee 9:30? yeah…… 2 more hours…….. i have moneyyyyyy!!!!!! im gonna pay my friend to get me some shrooms n a dispo at a smoke shop in their area… theyll have better luck than me for sure. theres only 2 places around here and you never know whether youre gonna get carded :c and their mom knows i use dispos and stuff and she wont mind helping them get it to me as long as its technically my money paying for it xP

i wanna go hoooooooome and play hotline miami!!!!!!!!! but itll be 3 before i know it. 1 and a half hours left 🥳🥳its fine i dont need to be home rn anyway, my fiancé doesnt get off work until 4 every day this week as opposed to his usual 3 so theres nothing to do.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm might go slicey dicey when i get home! depends on how good i feel after i hit my stizzy .. im gonna take an edible friday i think .. wuh i do nothing but plan when to get high tbh this is so sad

bleh

im gonna slicey tomorrowwww… feel like chillin out a little today.. anyways!! hope everyone has a great day (❛◡❛✿)

[bellossom]

Country hooooooome, take me hoooooome, to the plaaaaace, I go hoooooooome

[darnwafflessideblog]

for your consideration

Razia's Shadow Ranking

1) The Exit 2) The Missing Piece 3) Toba the Tura 4) Meet the King 5) It's True Love 6) The Spider and the Lamps 7) The End and the Beginning 8) Holy the Sea 9) Doctor Doctor 10) The Oracle 11) A Hundred-Year, Minute-Long Intermission

1) love love LOVE this whole song. Listened to it religiously before ever knowing what the musical was and STILL DO. I feel like everyone has a dream animatic of this one. Absolute banger and look at that which surrounds me, I'm supposed to call this hoooOOooome-- DON'T YOU EVER DREAM OS SOMEPLACE BETTER OR A LIFE THAT'S GREATRRRR~~~ 2) dunno why but totally fixated on this song. Realistically I actually like it less but right now I am OBSESSED. he is just SO in love with her i physically ache 3) need I say more? BANGER 4) I love the back and forth, the king is an interesting character in that he's RIGHT but for the wrong reasons. Favorite song to do laundry to 5) MY HANDS SHAKE / OUR MINDS RACE FROM THE THOUGHT OF LOVE / YET WE CURB OUR SPEECH BECAUSE WORDS ARE NOT ENOUGH / TO ETCH THIS ISNATNT / BURN THIS MOMENT INTO OUR MEMORY / LEAT GO / TAKE MY HAND / TRUST IN ME 6) BIG SWOOPY LYRICS with SHORT CHOPPY LYRICS AAAaaaaAAAAAA 7) LOVE Pallis' tango and the switch between the upbeat tango n the sweet guitar bits SO GOOD 8) mouth sounds peak my headphones :[ otherwise it's really good 9) gives me the ick but love the upbeat back and forth 10) love the vocals but there isn't enough of an actual song there to be higher in rank. still good tho 11) eh

[cuteteacakes]

akumanoken

COUNTRY ROOOAAAAAD TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME TO THE PLAAAAAACE I BELOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!

LISTEN THE FACT THAT SEIJI MADE FUN OF HER LYRICS COMPARING IT TO TOKYO AND THEN CONFESSING THAT HE LOVED THEM WAS LIKE

GDI MIAZAKI WHY CAN'T I FIND A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THE ONES IN YOUR MOVIES IT'S NOT FAIRRRRRR

[anexperimentallife]

Country rooooaaaaaads, take me hoooooooome....

[thesillyguyy]

COUNTRY ROOOOOAAAADS

TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOME

TO THE PLAAAAACE

I BELOOOOOOOONG

WEST VIRGINIAAAAAA

MOUNTAIN MAMAAAAAAA

I DONT KNOOOOOW

THE REST OF THE WOOOOOORDS

Yeag

[oneflydude]

no one :

cqq in the first episode : I see,, Pretty Boy™ imma, TAKE YOU HOMEEE,, COUNTRY ROADS

[bog-sucker69]

I will simply,,,,,,,uh,,,,,,,*blasts Country Roads at full volume*

[bisaster-energy]

1×01 Merlin, entering Camelot and immediately witnessing someone with magic get executed, outting himself to someone he just met, fighting the prince twice, learning that he has to protect the prince due to a destiny some golden bastard lizard told him about, and becoming the dollophead's manservant all over the course of a couple days: